Humorous Quotes

For a change, here are some quotes by writers that I found quite humorous:

* I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.  ~  Stephen King

* In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.  ~  Andre Maurois

* NOVEL, n. A short story padded…  ~  Ambrose Bierce

* Journalism largely consists in saying “Lord Jones Dead” to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.  ~  G.K. Chesterton

* A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.  ~  Bertrand Russell

* I have been commissioned to write an autobiography and I would be grateful to any of your readers who could tell me what I was doing between 1960 and 1974. ~  Jeffrey Bernard

* My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably. ~  George Bernard Shaw

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